Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Okay....

Remember yesterday when I was waiting for the snow?

No snow.

Apparently, it's too cold to snow.

The current temperature is -12.

That's WITHOUT the legendary "wind chill factor".

WITH the legendary "wind chill factor", it's -38.

Insert your own obscenity here. In fact, make it a STRING of obscenities, and I will award a prize for the one that makes me laugh the most.

Of course, the prize is a weekend in Bismarck, North Dakota.

This weekend.

2 comments:

Gertrude said...

Mother fucking pussy, cock, shit, ass and hole is my favorite.
It covers it all.
I will see your NORTH Dakota wind chill and raise you Oklahoma wind chill.
Do you have sweeping down the plains in your state song?
North implies cold, elves, Santa's and poles.
An unkind way of saying, Dude, you asked for it.
But I agree. Cold. Burr.

Kizz said...

Well what in the sam hill is that about?

That's my entry.

'Cause I'm afraid of winning a trip to the frozen tundra.