Harmless.

We were bored at work the other day, and began to read the labels on some products left behind by those who have gone before.

I did mention we were bored.

Have you ever read the label on some products? They can be very funny.

The one that made us laugh and grimace simultaneously was the label on some Old Spice body spray....

"The fragrance of this body spray is intended to insure that you never go home alone."

Tongue in cheek, I admit, for a company who uses Bruce Campbell as it's spokesman.

But there was another...I believe it was a hand lotion from Norway....

"It all began with a Norwegian Fisherman...."

And I thought to myself, "How different the world would be if the Bible began with those very words...."