Today I learned that "Corned Beef" is actually named for the curing process of the brisket.
Today I learned that San Quentin prison was named for a prisoner, and not an actual saint. This knowledge is up for some debate, however.
Today I learned that you can actually become so tired of hearing bad news that you want to resign from the human race completely.
Today, I learned that every so often, it is entirely permissible to lay on the couch and read. Just read.
Today I learned that two of my favorite authors are, in fact, faking it now.
Today I learned that my wife considers Valentine's Day to be a week-long event.
Imagine what I'm going to learn tomorrow.