Okay, I'll admit it, and if I could get into my office, I would prove it to you; I have several tons of truly frivolous purchases. I'm the kind of fellow that never grew out of toys and such.
I have a Mr. Potatohead dressed as Darth Vader. That's right; Darth Tater.
I have bendible Mr. Bill. And a Gumby. AND a Popeye.
I have a wind up Bender from Futurama.
I have several autographed photos, procured for various fees: Monty Python; Abbott And Costello; and Jeremy Brett.
A framed Rolling Stone cover of John Belushi.
A complete collection of THE FAR SIDE, CALVIN AND HOBBES, BLOOM COUNTY, and of course, E.C. Segar's orginal run of POPEYE.
A piece of the Berlin Wall.
A small sandbag from the Mississippi Flood of 1993.
Yup. Tons of weird stuff.
So, what could possibly be making me itch to possess? What could possibly top a DARTH TATER?
Yeah.
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do it.
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